"Mommy, tzo tzo"

I went to get Alex up this morning. She's sitting up in bed. She had taken off her PJs. Her onesie underneath is unbuttoned. Her diaper is half off. She says, "Mommy, tzo tzo." That's stinky in Chinese. I think she would have been naked if she wasn't sitting in a big pile of poop.

Chinglish

Alex understands Chinese.  Alex speaks Chinese.  Alex understands English too.  Sometimes she'll say phrases like, "Where did Daddy go?"  Other times she'll say, "Daddy na li?"  That's "Where is daddy?" in Chinese.  Now she says, "Daddy na li go?"  I suppose that's technically correct.

Things my phone are...

In order of precedence...

1.  Toddler toy
2.  GPS
3.  Camera
4.  Weather channel
5.  Web browser
6.  Alarm clock
7.  Planner
8.  Calculator
9.  Bank ATM
10.  Phone